News: Post-apocalyptic pet fashion

Why didn’t I think of it first?  I mean, sure, we are going to need companionship on the lonely wasteland treks, so why not get something that is both “rad” and functional?  Dave, over at gives us three options to choose from.  Rating both their coolness and utility.  I’m hoping for something large, semi-sentient and mutated, but… a tiger would also be awesome.