Well, it was only a matter of time, right? I mean, let’s face it, RAGE Zombies do seem like they are pretty fit. You know, bustling with energy and vip and vim and vigor. Meanwhile, you are slouched down in your office chair, staring at a screen with barely the energy to stand up and walk over to the vending machine for some swiss cake rolls.
Hmm.. if only there were some way to get all the unbridled energy of the RAGE zombie without all the purification and maggots and whatnot. Hay, don’t worry friend, we’ve got the solution for you. Zombie Blood Energy Potion!
Nope, this isn’t a gag. It’s a freaking nuclear green drink that comes in it’s own IV Bag. So, I guess it’s like a Capri Sun of Evil, chock full of caffeine and vitamins. Here, take a peak:
I know what you’re thinking, though. What if I get addicted? How can I stockpile enough of this stuff for the looming apocalypse? No problem. You can actually buy a freaking box of 12 with the display case and everything. Perfect for those zombie-themed all-night rave parties. Or, study groups, if you are a nerd.
Now, if only they made an alcoholic version of this stuff. I need something to fill the void that Sparks has left in my life. Sounds like it’s time to brew up some boozed-up bathtub version and get rich!