Zombie Tools! Get yer Zombie Tools!

Sometimes something just has to slap you right in the face before you really think about it.

Case in point: I live in Missoula, Montana. Guess who else lives in Missoula, MT? That's right, the Zombie Tools guys. Was I just not aware of them before? Nope. I think I was first made aware of them like 3-4 years ago? What did it take for me to realize that I needed to make a post about them? Umm... my wife was a Doula at a birth for one of the Zombie Tools guys and his wife. I know that sounds like a crazy connection, but there it is. That's what it took for me to realize that I needed to tell everyone about Zombie Tools. So, if you also have some sort of post-apocalyptic business and you want me to tell people, apparently you just need to have my wife attend the birth of your child. Heh.

Anyway, on to Zombie Tools! Who are they, you might ask? To quote them from their FAQ page.

We are swordsmen and metalsmiths who create blades, and soon, other gear, that will increase your odds of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Rad, right? And, you can bet your ass they are freaking serious. Check out some of these Zombie-killing swords and knives.

ZombieTools.net ZT Spike
ZombieTools.net ZT Spike
ZombieTools.net Rough and Ready Bone Machete
ZombieTools.net Rough and Ready Bone Machete

Yeah, these aren't Fisher Price toys. These swords, knives and deadly implements will totally kill a bitch. And, by bitch, they mean Zombie. So, if you need something silent, that doesn't require ammo, to keep you alive during the pending Zombiepocalypse, then you should probably check out ZombieTools.net.

Don't worry, even if you don't need sharpened zombie-killing blades right now, you probably need some rad T-shirts, right? How bout this one?

ZombieTools.net Fuck the Revolution...
ZombieTools.net Fuck the Revolution...

While you are over there, make sure and check out their image gallery. It's practically a real life comic book. And, if you do buy something, make sure and tell them that the Drunken Goon from Post Apocalyptic Movie Mania sent ya.

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Zombie Apocalypse Music Video

Typical, right?  In last week's review of Infestation I was like a new man.  I was totally inspired, energized and ready to watch some post-apocalyptic movies.  Hell, I was so invigorated that I was talking about giving Diary of the Dead a second chance.  And then what?  Yup.. you guessed it, nothing happened.  In my defense I had to fly to Indianapolis for a wedding and it pretty much turned the last two weeks into a real shitshow with work.

In fact, I was wading through buckets of work e-mails when I notice that a friend of mine snuck a fun Youtube link to an otherwise work-heavy communication.  I'm still insanely busy, but I figured, "Fuck it".  Besides you are never so busy that you don't have time for a quick Youtube video or game of Bejewelled Blitz, right?

So, I fired up the vid and whattayaknow?  It combines two of my biggest loves: Zombies and Ukulele.  I bet you didn't know that, did ya?  Hell yeah, man.  Check out Ukulele Guy, that's my Ukulele-themed blog.  I just never bring it up because it very rarely overlaps with apocalyptic cinema.  Woo hoo!  It does now.  Good luck getting me to shut up about it now that I have this opening.  I'm seriously annoying.

Anyway, here's the video.  It's Zombie Apocalypse by Kirby Krackle.