Un-review: Diary of the Dead
So, I guess it’s officially happened. When I started this page (back in 1996) I would watch any post-apocalyptic movie, at any time, for any reason. That’s an easy mission to complete when your life otherwise consists of PBR, insanely loud rock music and ditching class. Apparently, I’ve hit the freaking wall. And that wall [...]
Guest Review: La Jetée (1962) by Kenny Couch
ATTENTION: Spoilers possible Well, I didn’t find a review of La Jetée on your sight but you should watch it some time. It was the inspiration for 12 Monkeys and is a realy great little film. I think you’d dig it. Wow, I don’t know how I’ve gone so long without seeing this movie. It’s [...]
New Review: Book of Eli (yup, it pretty much sucked)
In another fantastic example of self-fulfilling prophecy, Book of Eli lived up to all my expectations. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t want to hate it, but I just couldn’t get my hopes too high. I mean, it might sound a little hypocritical of me to blast Book of Eli and then lavish high praise [...]
New Review: Pandorum
Pandorum was a nice surprise. I’m always in a good mood when I “accidentally” watch a post-apocalyptic movie. See, I just set out to watch what I thought was going to be a horror movie, or at least a “run from the monster” movie. So, I was delighted when I found out it was post-apocalyptic. [...]
Zombieland Review
Well, I finally got off my ass and decided to write another new review. For those of you who aren’t familiar with my old review style (I started this site in 1996 or so), what I used to do was get fairly drunk, watch the movie, get a little more drunk and then write a [...]
New Review: Doomsday (channel your inner 9th grader)
Well, I figured that after a break of, at least, a decade, it was time to actually start doing new reviews again. I think I put it off for so long because I am no longer that happy-go-lucky drunken buffoon that started this site in 1996 and I wasn’t sure I could capture the same [...]
