New Review: Infestation
Before we get started, let me tell you what motivated me to work on this review today. I saw a new e-mail in my inbox, it was from “bob” and the subject was “stuff”. Instantly, I figured it was my good friend Bob Marshall (of Biga Pizza fame, drummer for Volumen). I started the e-mail [...]
Night of the Comet (the review that got me into trouble)
NOTE: Yeah. I know. A note before the review, that’s weird, right? Well, I just want to reiterate that this is my original review of Night of the Comet from 1997-ish. Clearly I was drunk when I wrote it. Clearly I was wrong because I’ve been getting shit for this for nearly 13 years. So, [...]
The Quiet Earth
Hoooo ah! I’m back in action. This is 9-23-97 (Editor’s Note: this is an old review, you haven’t been sucked into some sort of temporal rift. Don’t worry) and this is my first review in a coon’s age. I actually saw The Quiet Earth about 3 months back and it rocked my world. It was [...]
Night of the Comet (Guest Review by Patrick Merritt)
Samantha and Regina Belmont, two high school girls with Uzis. Its the end of the world and all they want to do is go shopping and have a little fun. However, there’s trouble on the way in the form of mutants, and crazy scientists. Ah, Night of the Comet. I get cravings to watch this [...]
Day of the Triffids
Day of the Triffids should be a yardstick for every movie ever made. Especially post-apocalyptic movies. I mean, if they could make such a great looking movie with 1960′s tech and with 1960′s money, then anything is possible. This movie kicks the crap outta movies that just came out last week. But, maybe I should [...]
