Teenage Caveman: Guest Review by Steve Paul, of Sketch Zine
Ok. So it’s a little weird for me to add this one, but I feel like I need to. This is a guest review from the old site. I think it was submitted around 1997 or so. The reviewer is Steve Paul who was a xerox zine publisher, wicked skateboarder, [...]
Guest Review: Cherry 2000
Guest Review, mailed in by TomServo96:
As for Cherry 2000 it is a cool movie. This guy from Anaheim works in a factory that recycles stuff. He refuses to go to bars where you show demo tapes of you and someone else getting it on. He goes home to his sex robot Cherry (model 2000). She [...]
Guest Review: Virus (1980) aka Fukkatsu no hi
Guest review by tetsuo:
There are two versions to this film: the first is edited export version in which they cut out most of the Japanese scenes(obviously translating them to English is a hassle) which were about 30 to 40 minutes of the film and the unedited Japanese version. The movie is about a russian virus [...]
Night of the Comet (the review that got me into trouble)
NOTE: Yeah. I know. A note before the review, that’s weird, right? Well, I just want to reiterate that this is my original review of Night of the Comet from 1997-ish. Clearly I was drunk when I wrote it. Clearly I was wrong because I’ve been getting shit for this for nearly 13 years. So, [...]
Night of the Comet (Guest Review by Patrick Merritt)
Samantha and Regina Belmont, two high school girls with Uzis. Its the end
of the world and all they want to do is go shopping and have a little fun.
However, there’s trouble on the way in the form of mutants, and crazy
scientists. Ah, Night of the Comet. I get cravings to watch this movie. This
movie is [...]